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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!

Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares the heck out of the dog.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, whack, dang. a bad skydiver goes dang, whack.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop? An amish drive-by shooting

How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same? Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.