Curious warning labels...

1. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)
2. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)
3. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)
4. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Meant for the McDonalds coffee lady to be certain)
5. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (there goes my number one use)
6. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)
7. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)
8. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST. (Wouldn't have thought of that one)
8. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD. (but if you're careful the shower caddy is a tight, yet doable fit)
10. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. (Does not reverse effects of aging no matter how many times you try!)